Every Iggy needs his unicorn. No exceptions.
(He’s actually trying to look like a extremely nice guy. Like here, see?)
More Hetastuck headcanons:
-I always end up picturing Troll America with a single horn replacing Nantucket. Well, that gives troll England a very good excuse to adopt him.
-Angsty Hetastuck where no lusus wants to take care of grubmerica because he lacks a horn and he’s very lonely until England finds him.-The color of his blood is Indigo (like Equius’s).
-He’s STRONG, even for the standards of his caste.
-Troll England’s quirk: Perfect grammar, but uses a lot of cliched and cheesy pirate talk. Shiver me timbers!
(via muffinstealer)
i was reading though littleaphheadcanons and i think found one of my favourites
meanwhile
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Sometimes you have a really hard work week and you just need to do something to make yourself happy.
Can I ask you something?
How…The hell…do you get your eyeliner so perfect????
Seriously?? It’s beautiful!
FUCKIN HELL THAT IS SKILL
holy shit fucking master pls tEACh ME
Holy cow talk about having a steady hand, that’s like a perfect wing.
your makeup=perfection
(via muffinstealer)

This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
whoa there scarfshipping
I think Hannibal beat you to it.
(Source: inthepitofmystomach, via prussiapudding)
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
(via noire-pandora)

PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING
(Source: squirps, via roderich-senpai)